I Would Never Murder You Card
This card goes out to those affected by True Crime. If you love it, this card is a nice way to let your friend or partner know that just because you like watching murder doesn't mean you plan on murdering them. Alternately, if your SO is the True Crime fan, ever vigilant and wary, assure them there's no need to worry, you'd never put them on your list of people to kill.
This card measures 4.25 x 5.5 when folded and comes with a 100% recycled brown bag envelope.